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So, since the new Harry Potter movie is coming out soon, some friends and I have been re-watching all the Harry Potter movies. As good as a majority of them are (the 3rd and 4th suck. Admit it.) watching them reminds me of a conversation a friend and I had some years back. All the problems with villains Harry faces could've easily been solved with a 12 gauge shotgun.
Think about it:
Professor Quirrell: Hmmmm, a thin guy with a parasitic head sharing his body. yep, blast him with some slugs. problem solved.
Basilisk: Giant snake? No problem. A few shots from his trusty 12 gauge woul've made that snake into a pile of mush. Although, stabbing it with a sword is pretty awesome.
Peter Pettigrew: 'nuff said.
Lord Voldemort: simply pump a few shells into his snake face and your problem is solved.
The above are just a few examples.
Remember: if gun violence hasn't solved all your problems, then you aren't using enough of it.
Think about it:
Professor Quirrell: Hmmmm, a thin guy with a parasitic head sharing his body. yep, blast him with some slugs. problem solved.
Basilisk: Giant snake? No problem. A few shots from his trusty 12 gauge woul've made that snake into a pile of mush. Although, stabbing it with a sword is pretty awesome.
Peter Pettigrew: 'nuff said.
Lord Voldemort: simply pump a few shells into his snake face and your problem is solved.
The above are just a few examples.
Remember: if gun violence hasn't solved all your problems, then you aren't using enough of it.
Still Alive
So, I just wanted to say that I am still alive and am actually working on "Notes of a Survivor" again. I want to finish it soon. I got busy with another project that amounted to a small book (w00t w00t!). Anyway, yeah.
Oh, by the way, SUCK IT ENGLAND!
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Animation thingy
ANIMATION MEME
- X what you saw
- O what you haven't finished or saw sizable portions
- Bold what you loved
- Strike what you disliked/hated
- Leave unchanged if neutral
CLASSIC DISNEY
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[x] 101 Dalmatians (1961)
[x] Alice in Wonderland (1951)
[O] Bambi (1942)
[x] Cinderella (1950)
[ ] Dumbo (1941)
[x] Fantasia (1940)
[x] Lady and the Tramp (1955)
[O] Mary Poppins (1964)
[O] Peter Pan (1953)
[x] Pinocchio (1940)
[x] Sleeping Beauty (1959)
[x] Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
[ ] Song of the South (1946)
DISNEY'S DARK AGE
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[x] The Aristocats (1970)
[ ] T
I normally hate chains, but...
Yeah, I'm bored.
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.
9. I'll tell you my least favorite thing about you.
10. If you play, you MUST post this on yours.
Chipmunk Status
Yes, I had my wisdom teeth out today. So I more or less resemble a chipmunk. However, I am surprised at how awake I am. I was expecting to be a zombie for the rest of today. Anyway, thought I'd mention that.
Also, I'm very surprised that the CA supreme court upheld prop 8. I thought they'd overturn it for sure. Dang.
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goodness me, you're an idiot.
1. the reason Harry can't shoot Quirrel is because quirrel could just freeze the bullets in midair.
2. to shoot a bassylisk, you have to LOOK AT IT. maybe AFTER its MAGIC EYES OF INSTANT DEATH were gouged out, but it would still be throwing rocks at a dragon.
3. no argument here, although it would make Harry seem more like a heartless killer than the saviour of wizards
4. IT'S FROGGING VOLDEMORT FOR FROG'S SAKE! HARRY WOULD BE DEAD BEFORE HE COULD EVEN LOAD IT!
in conclusion, if shooting a tank with a shotgun doesn't work, RUN YOU FOOL!
1. the reason Harry can't shoot Quirrel is because quirrel could just freeze the bullets in midair.
2. to shoot a bassylisk, you have to LOOK AT IT. maybe AFTER its MAGIC EYES OF INSTANT DEATH were gouged out, but it would still be throwing rocks at a dragon.
3. no argument here, although it would make Harry seem more like a heartless killer than the saviour of wizards
4. IT'S FROGGING VOLDEMORT FOR FROG'S SAKE! HARRY WOULD BE DEAD BEFORE HE COULD EVEN LOAD IT!
in conclusion, if shooting a tank with a shotgun doesn't work, RUN YOU FOOL!